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Imagine a Sexy Raging Frat Party

Imagine a drunken frat party

Sexy, scandalous and…crazy.  Let me take you on a journey in your imagination:

Imagine a raging Halloween party at a dirty frat. Imagine a small college party at an apartment just off campus, smoke billowing through the air from a glass pipe as you inhale and exhale, coughing, suddenly lightheaded and…free.  Imagine playing asshole with friends. Imagine a classic passed out shaming, a black light party, a kegger. Imagine scandalous clothes, costumes, vodka, gravity bongs and dancing. Lots of grindin dancing.  Imagine a one night stand, hot drunk sex, yelling matches, accusations. Imagine nicknames with friends, gossip, laughter, kissing your best girl-friend at a frat party in front of a crowd. Imagine Victoria’s world. 

Imagine being able to escape your everyday panic, imagine becoming a sexy confident stranger. Imagine losing yourself, feeling free, imagine the addiction to feeling this way. Imagine the panic, the throbbing heart, the shaking, the surreal ghostly vision, the irrational fear. Imagine the words, Run away. I can’t. I can’t. I can’t. I. Am. Crazy. Imagine the sickness, the twisted churning stomach, the acid rising in your throat. Imagine embarrassment, potential embarrassment, friends finding out your well-guarded truth, trapped inside your own mind, trapped in the car, trapped at work, trapped, trapped, trapped in life and in your head.

Imagine weeks of papers, tests, stress, imagine a weekend of drunken fun, drunken recklessness. Imagine the ridiculous thought that NASA ruined your life. Imagine making mistakes, the STD, losing your virginity, the flashing blue lights, imagine doing drugs, snorting cocaine, sexy lap dances, a strip tease, sleazy ex-boyfriends. Imagine a crush, rejection, a magnetic attraction that you can’t deny

Imagine the basement, the cold grey cement, shivering in t-shirt and shorts. Imagine the glinting handgun, the terrible depression, the spinning thoughts. Imagine you can’t leave the house. Feel the guilt, the fear, the anger. Imagine another escape. A darker one, an end.

Imagine the choice. Imagine the call with the only person who really knows who you are. Imagine the decision, all by yourself.

What do you choose?

This is my story, my life. Wanna let me take you on a journey? Wanna get inside my head? Come dance sexy with me, drink with me, want with me, panic with me. Make my life your own.

About Victoria Sawyer (283 Articles)
Victoria Sawyer is a blogger, author, graphic designer, social media enthusiast and mental health advocate. Shocking, honest, sarcastic and humorous, Victoria aims to make readers feel tangible emotions and physical sensations through writing that brings you into the mind and body of someone suffering from panic attacks, anxiety and this strange often darkly hilarious thing we call life. She published her novel Angst in 2013, which realistically and often graphically depicts life with mental illness. Along with crazy blogging, Victoria enjoys reading historical novels, playing with her naughty cats, engaging in rants and metaphysical existential meltdowns and using punctuation to excess in everything she writes.

4 Comments on Imagine a Sexy Raging Frat Party

  1. Ok, lol


  2. Hmm it seems like your site ate my first comment (it was extremely long) so I guess I’ll just sum it up what I had written and say, I’m thoroughly enjoying your blog. I too am an aspiring blog writer but I’m still new to the whole thing. Do you have any points for newbie blog writers? I’d certainly appreciate it.


  3. I like it! Oh, we can feel so trapped and so free all at once. I hope part of it is just our “youthful emotions”, that maybe at least part of it can be solved sitting on a roof, chatting with a good friend. Anyway. Cool writing! Yay! 🙂


    • Thanks for stopping by! I agree, definitely trapped and free all at once. Life is like that I guess. In more ways than one. We are constantly trapped and we are constantly free. Sort of exciting huh? And scary too!


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