Dear Blog, It’s Me, Not You.
Dear Blog, I’m trying my absolute hardest to ignore you in favor of lounging on the couch eating chocolate and watching mindless TV. And you know what, I’m not sorry. I said, I’m not sorry! Why do you have to try to make me feel guilty? I need some “me” time in this relationship and I feel like you take and take and take! I need to recharge, I need to rest! Please. It’s all I ask of you. Just let me rest. Just for a little while, please stop being so needy, stop basing all your self worth on whatever I bring to the table. Stand on your own two feet! Now don’t freak out, it’s gonna be okay. It’s just a break, we’re not breaking up or anything. Stop crying. No tears. Be a strong Blog. Don’t you walk away from me while I’m talking to you! Okay, it’s okay, calm down. Give me a hug. Good little Blog. Now, I promise…I promise I’ll be back soon and we’ll hang out. It’ll be magic, just watch me make magic Blog. But…Tomorrow. I won’t break my promise this time Blog, you can trust me.
And while you wait, read this awesome post on Writer Unboxed about writing. 5 Reasons why Readers Love Your Story.
Love, Me.
There, there little blog, it’ll be alright, I promise! Love it! Now go and enjoy lounging on the couch…
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I had to get the Blog settled down. It gets so emotional sometimes! Jeesh. Being in a relationship with someone so needy is hard work!
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This is just the kind of neglect that can lead a blog to running with the wrong crowd and starting on the marijuana.
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haaaaaa! You are right. My blog will probably start rebelling against me, staying out late at night, drinking, partying hard and trying gateway drugs. OMG. I’m scared! What can I dooooo???
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It’s too late now, the die is cast. Just hope your blog doesn’t go out and get impregnated and choose a really bad tattoo.
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It’ll probably be a tramp stamp! Woe is me! My blog is out of control!!!
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Let’s hope the artist spells your name right, at least.
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