Dear Blog, I’m trying my absolute hardest to ignore you in favor of lounging on the couch eating chocolate and watching mindless TV. And you know what, I’m not sorry. I said, I’m not sorry! Why do you have to try to make me feel guilty? I need some “me” time in this relationship and I feel like you take and take and take! I need to recharge, I need to rest! Please. It’s all I ask of you. Just let me rest. Just for a little while, please stop being so needy, stop basing all your self worth on whatever I bring to the table. Stand on your own two feet! Now don’t freak out, it’s gonna be okay. It’s just a break, we’re not breaking up or anything. Stop crying. No tears. Be a strong Blog. Don’t you walk away from me while I’m talking to you! Okay, it’s okay, calm down. Give me a hug. Good little Blog. Now, I promise…I promise I’ll be back soon and we’ll hang out. It’ll be magic, just watch me make magic Blog. But…Tomorrow. I won’t break my promise this time Blog, you can trust me.
And while you wait, read this awesome post on Writer Unboxed about writing. 5 Reasons why Readers Love Your Story.