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Dear Blog, It’s Me, Not You.

Dear Blog, I’m trying my absolute hardest to ignore you in favor of lounging on the couch eating chocolate and watching mindless TV.  And you know what, I’m not sorry.  I said, I’m not sorry! Why do you have to try to make me feel guilty?  I need some “me” time in this relationship and I feel like you take and take and take!  I need to recharge, I need to rest!  Please.  It’s all I ask of you.  Just let me rest. Just for a little while, please stop being so needy, stop basing all your self worth on whatever I bring to the table.  Stand on your own two feet! Now don’t freak out, it’s gonna be okay.  It’s just a break, we’re not breaking up or anything.  Stop crying.  No tears.  Be a strong Blog.  Don’t you walk away from me while I’m talking to you! Okay, it’s okay, calm down.  Give me a hug.  Good little Blog.  Now,  I promise…I promise I’ll be back soon and we’ll hang out.  It’ll be magic, just watch me make magic Blog.  But…Tomorrow.  I won’t break my promise this time Blog, you can trust me.

And while you wait, read this awesome post on Writer Unboxed about writing.  5 Reasons why Readers Love Your Story.

Love, Me.

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About Victoria Sawyer (281 Articles)
Victoria Sawyer is a blogger, author, aspiring graphic designer, social media enthusiast and mental health advocate. Shocking, honest, sarcastic and humorous, Victoria aims to make readers feel tangible emotions and physical sensations through writing that brings you into the mind and body of someone suffering from panic attacks, anxiety and this strange often darkly hilarious thing we call life. She published her novel Angst in 2013, which realistically and often graphically depicts life with mental illness. Along with crazy blogging, Victoria enjoys reading historical novels, playing with her naughty cats, engaging in rants and metaphysical existential meltdowns and using punctuation to excess in everything she writes.

7 Comments on Dear Blog, It’s Me, Not You.

  1. There, there little blog, it’ll be alright, I promise! Love it! Now go and enjoy lounging on the couch…

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  2. This is just the kind of neglect that can lead a blog to running with the wrong crowd and starting on the marijuana.

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