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A Tour of my Crazy Brain: Getcher Tickets!

Angst blog tour june 2013

A+ Work:  “Thank you heaven above for blessing me with so many redeeming qualities, all of which want to send me sprawling across the room with one massive frantic heart throbbing bitch slap.”

Jump on the crazy-train!!  It’s gonna be…awesome guyssss!!!!

I’m really excited at the moment because my whirlwind blog tour for Angst is just a week away!  Yeeee!!!

It’s gonna be cool and feature not one, not two, but FOUR bonus scenes from my book Angst.  They are all BRAND new and will introduce you to my style and to 18 year old Victoria, if you haven’t yet been introduced here.  There will also be 2 poems, Angst reviews, interviews and a guest post.  I’m really excited because I’ve sent out copies of my book, I’ve hooked the bloggers up with the bonus scenes and everything is flowing nicely.

In case you don’t know what a Book Blog Tour is, it’s where my book will be toured through 20 different blogs over 5 days.  There will be 4 stops per day with different content at each blog.

And if you’re not familiar with Book Bloggers, you need to be because they are hilarious and amazing people.  Some of them are sexy and scandalous and others are funny and dirty-mouthed and some are just plain book addicts who can’t help themselves.  For someone like me who loves words and concocting crazy stories, it’s like a dream come true to find these people who love to read, maybe even as much as I do.

If I had time, I think I’d love to become one of them because I love reading and I love writing about reading and about books and characters and everything else WORDS.  I freaking love it!  Maybe someday I can join them when I can kick this habit I have of working for a living so I can eat.  Eating is overrated!  I need books!!!  Drinking, however, not overrated.  I need booze too.  And I need to write.  I love WRITING.  So I have problems.  Sue me.

TEASER:  A line each from my 4 bonus scenes!  CHECK IT BITCHES!!

A+ Work, see above….

Hottie Devil:  Jared’s Take:  She’s got long dark hair and bright green eyes with cherry lips, shaking her hips to the music, moving seamlessly, a sexy sinuous girl, body bangin’ in all the right places.

I Need it With A Quivering Glassy-eyed Frenzy:  For God’s sake, I freaking drank before class the other day.  I whip this thought right out of my head.  It’s like a goddamned boomerang, zipping away but sure to be back to torment me soon enough.

Studying’s Overrated:  I walk into the library and find the steps to the third floor, sedate and calm, nothing to see here, it’s not like I’m trying to get laid or anything. Nope, Science texts here I come.

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About Victoria Sawyer (281 Articles)
Victoria Sawyer is a blogger, author, aspiring graphic designer, social media enthusiast and mental health advocate. Shocking, honest, sarcastic and humorous, Victoria aims to make readers feel tangible emotions and physical sensations through writing that brings you into the mind and body of someone suffering from panic attacks, anxiety and this strange often darkly hilarious thing we call life. She published her novel Angst in 2013, which realistically and often graphically depicts life with mental illness. Along with crazy blogging, Victoria enjoys reading historical novels, playing with her naughty cats, engaging in rants and metaphysical existential meltdowns and using punctuation to excess in everything she writes.

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