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Hey Guys, BTW…I Wrote a Novel (’s on sale!)

So this one time, I wrote a novel.  I named that shit, Angst.  Then this other time, I wrote a blog and I named that shit Angst too.  Did you know?

If you didn’t know, now’s your chance to get IN the KNOW because my novel Angst is doing a Kindle Countdown Deal starting TODAY, October 23.  Which means that right now the book is 99 pennies and the price will go up in 2 days.  

If you read said novel, topics at hand will include:

College, Drinking, Growing up, Dating, Sex, Anxiety, Panic Attacks, Depression, First love, Virginity and loss thereof, Friendship, Suicide, and, of course, a super-duper dose of my world-famous honesty.

Angst - a Novel - Victoria SawyerHere’s a character manifesto:

Victoria’s Story: Angst

My name is Victoria Sawyer and I am an 18 year old college freshman and I am… crazy.

When you go through life with a stigma, like a dark stain on your self-perception, it’s hard to step away from it and see the truth and it’s damn hard to escape. But finally, I am, I’m coming clean, because I need to tell my story. I need you to understand me in every dark, demented thought and action, I need you to know the depth of my damage, because I’ve held this secret for ten fucking years of misery.

But now at the end of the road, I will tell you, lay it all on the line and I just know you’ll reject me, mock me, hate me and worst of all, judge me. At least that’s what I’ve always assumed.  But hell, now, I’m way past giving a fuck.

It all started when I was 8 years old. We were on vacation in Florida and were headed to see a NASA shuttle lift off at Cape Canaveral. That’s when a door opened that I’ve never been able to close again. But the realization that I was crazy didn’t occur to me right away as I sat in that truck, heart throbbing, stomach twisted, unable to breathe, unable to stop the screaming thoughts, the irrational fear, the trembling and sickness…

Nope, I didn’t know then that I was crazy. I knew something was wrong, but over the next day, it slowly occurred to me that something was off now, permanently.

It took looking at myself in the mirror, staring into my childish eight year old face, trying to reconcile the me I’d always seen in the mirror with the way my mind had changed and that’s when that thought, the one that is my mantra now, fell into my head so quietly, like falling leaves. I am crazy, my new shameful truth.

So yea…I have a problem, something not normal. I react wrong to situations, I get panicked, scared, sick and the crazy worry, the fear thoughts strangle me until I can’t breathe, and I can’t escape it, not ever. I’ve lived this way for years and years, hiding it from everyone but my parents and brother.

I’ve never had a name for it. I’ve always treated it like a deep dark secret and hell, I’m ashamed of who I am.  And I know that no one will understand me and to this day, I will do anything, anything, to hide the truth from my friends, classmates, boyfriends, everyone. I mean what’s to get? I’m totally fucking insane.

Angst Cover The NovelNow I’m in college. I’m not gonna lie or sugar coat it, I’m a little wild, or shit, I’m a lot wild. I started drinking in high school but now in college things are getting way out of hand. The thing is, drinking makes me feel normal, like the way you feel every day. I can go to a party and be confident, maybe over confident but fuck it, who’s keeping track?

And I don’t give a shit because all I want is to live without that pit of dread in my stomach, without that glassy hazy surreal vision, without the fucking fear that dictates everything I do. So yea…drinking is my savior or… weed, maybe even a little coke. How low can I go? I don’t care.

Cause when I’m wasted I don’t have to worry about anyone finding out I’m insane.  The soul sucking fear, that sweaty tense nervous body is gone, deadened, murdered beneath 7 shots of vodka. It‘s like a freedom I’ve never known and I want it, like an addict.

Oh sweet drugs and alcohol.

You can only imagine where this leads, right?

Frat parties, hell yeah, and I’m the really drunk girl who needs more and more all the time to stop the crazy, who eventually drinks just to get through day. Then there are the guys, the one night stand where I lose my virginity, drugs, dancing, scandal, kissing my best friend Hannah in front of a crowd of rowdy fratboys and my need for approval is on overdrive.  I want, with all I am, to feel normal, wanted, sexy, not crazy.

Soon enough I’m in way over my head with an STD, a guy I want to be with desperately but who I can only manage to scream at whenever we’re together and the final straw, those flashing blue lights that night I drive drunk that sends me into one of the worst panic attacks I’ve ever had.

I’m on my way down, down into the depths of self-hatred, into the realization that my life is over and I’m only holding on to my sanity by a thread. And when the thread snaps, I’ve entered a hell where I’ll only leave the house for my part time job, simply to prove I haven’t lost control, not yet, and even at work, every moment of my day is my worst nightmare.  A pure hellish sickness, mind and body.

Well that’s it.  That’s when I’m in the basement of my parents’ house, spread eagle on the cold cement floor, reveling in the cold like a punishment that I deserve, with a loaded handgun for company, its cold barrel kissing my hot tear streaked forehead. And my thoughts are dark, very dark, death seems like the only way to find peace and I long for that escape. I long for oblivion, the warm blackness of nothing.

I want to end it all, I want to die. And as I lay there, my phone rings and it’s him, the one person in all the world who knows the real me, my truth, and I open up even more than ever before, I spew it all over him like a goddamned fire hose of self-hating hot mess.

Why not give myself even more of a reason for self-hatred? In the end though…it’s still my decision, my life, my problem and so I make a choice, a choice I’ll have to live with or die with.

I ask you…will you let me take you down that scary shitty road? Will you dance with me, drink with me, party with me, panic with me, die with me?

I’ve hidden this for so long, I’ve been afraid, scared as shit and I’m tired of it. It’s fucking bullshit!

I want you to experience it with me. I challenge you, I dare you to live life with me.

Ask yourself, do you feel like shit? Do you feel embarrassed, uncomfortable, depressed and anxious? Do you feel like I’m messing up? Do you see my goddamned mistakes? My stupidity? Do you see me trying to get through the day without losing my fucking mind?  Do you feel just an inkling of my confusion?

Do you feel the stigma, the way I do? Do you feel my throbbing heart, my tense sick stomach, the thundering irrational anxious thoughts? Do you feel the cold metal of that gun? And through it all, do you still root for me, care for me, hurt for me?

Now you’re living on my level. And I’m not sorry, fuck I am not sorry, I won’t apologize because guess what? I’ve finally realized, I’m not crazy.

I’m honest and I’m human and being human has never been easy.


Angst is a novel by author Victoria Sawyer and is loosely based upon her own experience as a college freshman. Buy Angst on Amazon.

Story Snippets:

A+ Work

Studying’s Overrated



I’m Stressing You Out

Would you Judge This Girl By her Cover?




About Victoria Sawyer (283 Articles)
Victoria Sawyer is a blogger, author, graphic designer, social media enthusiast and mental health advocate. Shocking, honest, sarcastic and humorous, Victoria aims to make readers feel tangible emotions and physical sensations through writing that brings you into the mind and body of someone suffering from panic attacks, anxiety and this strange often darkly hilarious thing we call life. She published her novel Angst in 2013, which realistically and often graphically depicts life with mental illness. Along with crazy blogging, Victoria enjoys reading historical novels, playing with her naughty cats, engaging in rants and metaphysical existential meltdowns and using punctuation to excess in everything she writes.

10 Comments on Hey Guys, BTW…I Wrote a Novel (’s on sale!)

  1. I put the word out on social media, so good luck! 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Yess!! Amazing book! I’m almost finished with it, but the only reason I’m not done yet is because stupid school work is getting in the way. Everyone needs to buy this though. Forreal. (I’m gonna reblog & share this post on my websites if that’s okay)

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  3. If you’re having book problems
    I feel bad for ya son.
    I got 99 pennies
    And they’re soon to be gone!

    What I’m trying to say is I will go buy your book right now. Sometimes the G in me takes over.

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    • HA!! THANKS for buying my book! You’re awesome! Keep in mind it can get pretty heavy! I wrote a whole blog post about how my book stresses people out. It’s not an easy read, per se. But it’s honest and there’s some fun in there too!


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