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Fan Girl Alert: Peaky Blinders

Typically I’m not a fan girl. I hate being too “into” anything.  But ya know what? Being too cool and aloof is so hard that I might be slipping into dreaded fan-girl territory. EEK!!  Say it ain’t so!

I mean I try to maintain a certain image cause I can’t be seen as one of the screaming mobs of teenage girls that surround things like One Direction or Nick Jonas (swoon), etc. However, I have a certain weakness for several historical shows/movies.  I’m turning (before your very eyes) into a screaming fan girl of epic proportions. First off, I’ve spoken before of my fan girl love for Outlander.  And they just turned it into a show.  SCREAM!!!!

Outlander

I’m a huge dork because I love history and historical people dressed up in old timey clothes and talking in old timey accents.  Maybe it’s cause people seemed to be tougher back then.  Life was harder, shorter, dirtier. Plus, I’m a sucker for badasses too.  So if you mix those two things together, I will swoon dead away and will be in need of the smelling salts.

Don’t mind if I do!

Outlander fulfills all my girlish hopes and dreams because it takes place in 1700’s Scotland and its hero Jamie is badass and not too hard on the eyes. Also Claire is pretty badass herself as a women transported back in time from the 1940’s.  I read the books years ago and then again recently and just watched most of the first episodes of Outlander.  They did a good job.  The wedding sex scene…was nice. Pretty nice. No complaints.

Newsies

As a young Victoria, I was super into Newsies.  My friend and I were obsessed with this movie.  We’d watch it again and again and we knew all the songs and were obsessed with the actors.  This was the first time I ever saw Christian Bale.  I mean…look at him!  He’s apparently ashamed of the role, but hey…those of us 90’s girls had a major crush on him!  Man…those girl crush days.  Sublime! I can remember searching the very new interwebs for Newsies’ fan sites.  And they existed in all their blue DOS glory.  The 90’s were a sweet time.

Peaky Blinders

Peaky Blinders is like Newsies on steriods.  It’s atmospheric, badass and it’s got cool music and the actors aren’t too hard on the eyes either in a intimidating, tough-guy, crazy, out-of-control, yet controlled, sexy way.  The characters are gangsters in 1919 Birmingham England.

I just started watching it recently after finding it on my beloved Netflix.  I love the period costumes and I love watching shows where characters are so cool and daring all the time.  It’s so different from my real life.  I don’t know how they stand it, living on the edge, doing murder, almost getting murdered. Breaking the law, smoking like it’s going out of style, drinking like it’s water. Shit, I’d be an anxious mess all the time, but they walk around like they’re as cool as can be, making up plots and counter plots like it ain’t no thang.

LOOK AT THAT SEXY FONT!!

Also this show hits it for me on all levels as far as design is concerned and the atmosphere created by the lighting, darkness and music.  I also love the font they use for the title and the music they play at the beginning of every episode.

And what is wrong with me that I find guys fighting sexy? Is that wrong? Guys don’t really like getting punched in the face, that’s what I hear.  I hear that shit hurts like hell. But it looks tough and kinda sexy…so for me? Could ya?  Would ya? What does this say about me? Can someone come engage Mr. VS in a fight??  ha!!

Also there’s a sex scene in this that’s pretty cool between Tommy and Grace. Why is old timey sex so much better than porno sex?  RIDDLE me this! Boys don’t know nothing! Seriously though…be a dark twisted badass and you can get wit chicks, and make sure you play atmospheric music during the deed to reinforce your badass status. Maybe I’ll start living my life like it’s either the 1700’s or 1919. I need a new wardrobe. Mr. VS needs some new suits.

And thus, I give you my latest and greatest fan-girl show crushes.  I don’t know what it is about old-timey badasses that works it for me…but it works. Maybe I was an old timey badass myself in a past life? Mr. VS is part Irish after all (and pretty badass).  I think I should buy him one of those peaky blinders caps. He can sew in the razor blades or not.

BTW…make suggestions for other badass shows, so I can continue to binge at an unprecedented level. It’s scary cause Netflix knows all my viewing history.  It’s like Netflix is taking candy from a baby. They could bribe me or blackmail me if they so choose as long as they keep supplying me with the drugs I need…the badasses in historical garb playing loose with the law!! (I’m such a dork.  I love it)

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About Victoria Sawyer (281 Articles)
Victoria Sawyer is a blogger, author, aspiring graphic designer, social media enthusiast and mental health advocate. Shocking, honest, sarcastic and humorous, Victoria aims to make readers feel tangible emotions and physical sensations through writing that brings you into the mind and body of someone suffering from panic attacks, anxiety and this strange often darkly hilarious thing we call life. She published her novel Angst in 2013, which realistically and often graphically depicts life with mental illness. Along with crazy blogging, Victoria enjoys reading historical novels, playing with her naughty cats, engaging in rants and metaphysical existential meltdowns and using punctuation to excess in everything she writes.

6 Comments on Fan Girl Alert: Peaky Blinders

  1. I don’t even know what Outlanders is but the first pic is pretty yummy so I’d be interested too 🙂

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  2. I too like a nice historic epic. I loved Boardwalk Empire, but I am not crushing on Steve Buschemi…

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  3. My mom is obsessed with Scottish and/or Irish guys so she loves Outlander as well. Also Mel Gibson in Braveheart so much that it borders on creepy. I personally haven’t had a fangirl crush since Hayden Christensen in Revenge of the Sith, but then I realized he doesn’t look all scary like that in real life so it kinda fell through :/

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  4. Outlander is a favorite of mine. My mom made me wait until I was 16 to start reading the series because of all the sex! 🙂 I’ve only had time to watch the first two episodes of the series but enjoyed them.

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