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Existential Meltdown

Big Game Hunter: Why?!

June 22, 2015 // 1 Comment

Now and then I see stories online about 2 things that catapult me trebuchet-style into a burning waste arc of madness. Two of them that have recently flung me into rage mode [...]

Aliens: Not as Scary

May 7, 2015 // 5 Comments

When I was a kid I was terrified of aliens. In the fifth grade our teacher showed us all these films about people seeing flying saucers and being abducted (and probed [...]