Sarcasm Central


My Tall Sexy Drink of Water

June 5, 2013 // 7 Comments

Picture this guy and tell me how damn hot he is: I saw him walking down the driveway, a tall drink of water, wearing beat up faded jeans, a pink Floyd t-shirt and shit [...]

A Smexy Guest Post!

May 7, 2013 // 2 Comments

I turn around as if I didn’t just touch him with my eyes, as if I didn’t get intimate with him and I dance. I dance as if he’s watching, which I know he is and I let [...]