Sarcasm Central


Tandem Sleeping

September 3, 2014 // 4 Comments

When I write Tandem Sleeping it makes me laugh.  It reminds me of slalom or something or for some reason bob sledding.  Why?  Why? Anyway, I want to write about sleeping [...]

Zombie Head

August 27, 2013 // 12 Comments

I’ve been in a zombie headed fog for the past few weeks.  Hence, no blogging, no writing, no creativity and yes, no sleep.  It’s been hell.  And now I’m here to tell [...]

Hangover Bitchslap

April 11, 2013 // 15 Comments

I’d like to revisit my frenemy alcohol in a post about the joys of a hangover.  Have you ever had a really bad one?  I don’t mean that time you had a very minor tummy [...]


January 29, 2013 // 0 Comments

I walk a desolate twisted dirt road Trees bending closer Gnarled fingers reaching to block out the sky Ahead fog hangs over the swamp Muddy water surrounds dead trees Stumps, [...]